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"Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs."
"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"I think we all have madness in us, it's just that I've realized mine and found a way to let it out."
"We derive our vitality from our store of madness."
Explore more quotes by Terry Pratchett
"Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent."
"Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds."
"He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him."
"The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football."
"The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it."
"Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It's a feeling inside that can hardly be contained."
"It is a mystery,' said Detritus.Vimes grinned mirthlessly. It was a mystery. And he didn't like mysteries. Mysteries had a way of getting bigger if you didn't solve them quickly. Mysteries pupped."
"Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes."
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