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Terry Pratchett

"The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip."

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"The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip."

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"Have I gone mad like Anne and no one has the heart to tell me? I wish someone would tell me, I feel crazy enough though."

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"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds, our planet is the mental institution of the universe."

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"Though this be madness yet there is method in 't."

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