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"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
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"A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor."
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"You are whatever you shall leave behind when you leave life!"
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"If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success."
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"Fair... You'd be amazed how often I hear that word, Frank Zhang,and how meaningless it is. Is it fair your life will burn so short and bright? Was it fair when I guided your mother to the Underworld? No, not fair. And yet it was her time. There is no fairness in Death. If you free me, I will do my duty."
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"To be closed as a person, it's not bad if you know that when this two rules, playing by your rules doesn't mean that you won't end up in jail, security why?We both know that everyone dies... it really doesn't matter who is first... in the end all die!"
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"It's not that I've 'faked my own death' as the saying goes. Maybe it's that I've 'faked my own life,' and in doing so I've yet to realize how dead I really am."
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"Easter is the final solution to the finality of death."
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"One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."
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"Death is the ultimate cessation of the individual Self."
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"Red sky at night, the city's alight."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death

"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
Success

"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
Money

"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
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"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
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"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
Life

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
People
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