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Henny Youngman

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

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"Do not allow hate to consume you. Live a life of love."

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"Embrace all souls from every nation with love."

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"Wellsted will remember this moment for the rest of his life. It is the first time he desires something for himself that is not dedicated to his own advancement. It is the moment he falls in love."

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"Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love."

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"Love is deep spiritual affection in two souls but one spirit."

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"If we love God, we will love another. Love is God."

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"It is a great joy to love and be loved."

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"Friendship is constant in all other thingsSave in the office and affairs of love.Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues.Let every eye negotiate for itself,And trust no agent; for beauty is a witchAgainst whose charms faith melteth into blood."

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"Embrace one another with a holy hug."

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