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Henny Youngman

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

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"Nourish yourself with the water of love to grow flowers of happiness in the garden of your heart."

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"Live is not about constantly fighting to keep someone in your life. It is about constantly fighting for a better life together."

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"Love has power in it; it can melt any heart, if your love is true and divine."

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"When you truly love someone, you want to please and honor them by the way you act. How you treat someone shows whether or not you really care about them."

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"Be brave. Be kind. Be simple. Above all, be crazy with love."

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"The human race should learn from dogs about the enormous power of love."

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"Love is the ultimate power. Never forget to use it to win over your enemies."

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"Be the God or goddess of love and love everyone."

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