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"Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever."
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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."
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"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it."
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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
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"When coming to sex: First served, first come."
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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."
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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."
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"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."
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"What is our freedom fight about? Is it about the liberation of children or just having sex with them?"
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
Opinion

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
Car

"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Wife

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids

"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife

"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
Time

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
Fight

"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
Dying
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