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Rodney Dangerfield

"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"

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"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"

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"Two things I do well in books are sex and violence, but I don't want gratuitous sex or violence. The sex and violence are only as graphic as need be. And never included unless it furthers the plot or character development."

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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

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"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"

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"Emancipation from every kind of bondage is my principle. I go for recognition of human rights, without distinction of sect, party, sex, or color."

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"It's difficult for me to say, but I don't think the sex scenes are particularly erotic."

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Akiroq Brost

"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."

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"The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad."

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Akiroq Brost

"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."

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"So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence."

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"I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not."

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