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Rodney Dangerfield

"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"

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Donna Grant

"Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever."

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Donna Grant

"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."

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Donna Grant

"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it."

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Donna Grant

"When coming to sex: First served, first come."

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Donna Grant

"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

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Donna Grant

"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."

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Donna Grant

"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."

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Donna Grant

"When I moved to Seattle, I was hanging out with kids who had done drugs, had sex a million times. I look at them now and realize their childhood was taken away."

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Donna Grant

"I don't think that my parents even imagined that I would be exposed to drugs. In those days, for some reason, it was not talked about, just like sex was not talked about."

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Donna Grant

"A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute Other, what does the most recent development in topology allow us to posit?"

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

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