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Oliver Herford

"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember."

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"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember."

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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

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"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"

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"Sex and love represent one of the numerous absurdities and hopeless incongruences demarking human nature. A person whom only seeks out sex and eschews love will live a barren existence. Sex without love is a brute display of physical reproductive capacity. Sex is not a worthless or stupid activity when it forms a cog in a loving and affectionate relationship. Sex and love might not make the world go round, but when joined they make it a better place to live in."

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"When coming to sex: First served, first come."

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