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"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
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"When a man marries, it's proof he can't govern his life. He needs a governess."
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"Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."
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"Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends."
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"Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest."
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"Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church."
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"To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a 'righteous' form of prostitution."
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"Marriage union goes beyond the actual ceremony. It goes beyond intimacy and remains a solid foundation for happiness, if only partners remain optimally loyal to the mission."
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"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out."
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"Truth be told, many couples spend more time planning the wedding and the honeymoon than they do preparing for the marriage."
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"The United States Supreme Court has repeatedly held that marriage is one of the most fundamental rights that we have as Americans under our Constitution."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
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"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
Global warming
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Lying
"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
Money
"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Parenting
"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"
Marriage
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
Man
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
Education
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
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