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All Quotes Collection

"When my mother left her second husband, she wrote her autobiography and presented it to him for his approval."
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"When you grow up in a family of languages, you develop a kind of casual fluency, so that languages, though differently colored, all seem transparent to experience."
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"While I don't script and I don't use other performers, I think my taste for underlying precision gives me something in common with Allan and George Brecht."
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"I had no idea where these kids at a small private college in the San Fernando Valley were coming from, why they were coming to hear me, or what they needed to know."
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"Disney made a fortune out of inventing the businessman's idea of the imaginary as the contradictory of the businessman's idea of the real."
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"From this entertainment industry, may the gods of language protect us."
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"I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go."
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"I hardly remember how I started to write poetry. It's hard to imagine what I thought poetry could do."
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"I learned enough Hebrew to stagger through a meaningless ceremony that I scarcely remember."
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"I wanted to be an inventor, whatever I thought that meant then. I guess I was thinking of Edison or maybe James Watt. Or maybe even Newton."
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"I was trying to find out what it was that everybody else understood without giving up my stubborn and hard-won lack of understanding."
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"I was very committed to the process of composing, working at poems, putting things together and taking them apart like some kind of experimental filmmaker."
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"I can manage a prose format as long as I keep closer to Laurence Sterne than to Henry James."
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"The czar was always sending us commands - you shall not do this and you shall not do that - till there was very little left that we might do, except pay tribute and die."
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"The czar always got his dues, no matter if it ruined a family."
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"His struggle for a bare living left him no time to take advantage of the public evening school. In time he learned to read, to follow a conversation or lecture; but he never learned to write correctly; and his pronunciation remains extremely foreign to this day."
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"On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles."
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"The apex of my civic pride and personal contentment was reached on the bright September morning when I entered the public school."
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"You went up to be examined with the other Jewish children, your heart heavy about that matter of your nose."
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"Old age is, so to speak, the sanctuary of ills: they all take refuge in it."
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"Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults."
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"As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion."
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"Not to unlearn what you have learned is the most necessary kind of learning."
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"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes."
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"The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue."
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