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Quotes by Novelist

"One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time."


"Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man."

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."

"Here is a test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't."

"Some of these things are true and some of them lies. But they are all good stories."

"It's raining my soul, it's raining, but it's raining dead eyes."

"Children were vehicles for passing things along. These things could be kingdoms, rich wedding gifts, stories, grudges, blood feuds. Through children, alliances were forged; through children, wrongs were avenged. To have a child was to set loose a force in the world."


"Only one thing registers on the subconscious mind: repetitive application - practice. What you practice is what you manifest."


"It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow."

"Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have left me."

"For me, literature is a complex game, both mental and concrete, which is acted out in a physical manner on the page."


"People of little understanding are most apt to be angry when their sense is called into question."


"But I don't know what to him about the aftermath of killing a person. About how they never leave you."

"If I pick up a book with spaceships on the cover, I want spaceships. If I see one with dragons, I want there to be dragons inside the book. Proper labeling. Ethical labeling. I don't want to open up my cornflakes and find that they're full of pebbles... You need to respect the reader enough not to call it something it isn't."

"Again his memory failed to conjure her face. It was like trying to call up a melody while another song played."

"Writers never feel comfortable having labels attached to them, however accurate they are."

"People don't change just because you know more about them."

"It was one of those moments-which sometimes occur only at the interval of years-when a man's moral aspect is faithfully revealed to his mind's eye. Not improbably, he had never before viewed himself as he did now."

"Miss Searle had always considered boredom an intellectual defeat."

"Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing."

"Am I more afraidOf taking a chance andlearning I'm somebodyI don't know, or of risking new territory,only to find I'm the sameold me? There is comfortin the tried and true.Breaking groundmight uncover a sinkhole,one impossible to climb outof. And setting sail inuncharted watersmight mean capsizing intoa sea monster's jaws.Easier to turn my back onthese thingsthan to try tjem and fail.And yet, a whisper insistsI need to know if they are oraren't integral to me.Status quo is a swamp.And stagnation is slow death."

"Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?"Did you? Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."

"A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk."

"But what do we know of the heart nearest to our own? What do we know of our own heart?"


"A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-""Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun."


"The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband."

"The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance."

"Man is a pliant animal a being who gets accustomed to anything."


"What business had I to think of one that never thought of me?"

"And I was all, 'Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry.' (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)"

"I don't want to say I hear voices; well, actually I do hear voices, but I don't think it's supernatural. I think it's just that when characters are given enough texture and backbone, then lo and behold, they stand on their own."

"Hey, you don't look like a rabbit."

"I've never listened to music lying down. Listening's reading if you close your eyes.Music's a wood you walk through."
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