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Quotes by Critic

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"Good temper is one of the greatest preservers of the features."

"Newspapers always excite curiosity. No one ever puts one down without the feeling of disappointment."

"When I was a little boy I did not, of course, trouble much about my appearance."

"To eat steak rare... represents both a nature and a morality."

"That a literature in our time is living is shown in that way that it debates problems."

"If we knew each other's secrets, what comforts we should find."

"Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clinches his fist."

"Michael Taylor is not being executed for homicide. Michael Taylor is being executed for raping a white female."

"They make glorious shipwreck who are lost in seeking worlds."

"I've been asked about this constantly, and I compare it to how if you're walking down the street and some schizo guy comes up to you and vomits on you: You wouldn't be hurt by that, you'd just think it's weird."

"I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half."

"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize."

"What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself."

"Of the female black authors, I really like Morrison's early books a lot. But she's really become so much a clone of Faulkner. He did it better."

"When you're writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can't swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you're writing for the next day."

"Geography is about maps, but biography is about chaps."

"You can't believe Russell Crowe is the same actor who won an Oscar one year ago for Gladiator."

"All art constantly aspires towards the condition of music."

"Maybe by his second year in Hogwarts, Harry Potter will learn the trick to making a movie this good, but don't bet on it. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is one of the best films of the year."
Will,


"If you read quickly to get through a poem to what it means, you have missed the body of the poem."
Body,

"True resistance begins with people confronting pain... and wanting to do something to change it."

"There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come."

"Women will only be truly sexually liberated when we arrive at a place where we can see ourselves as having sexual value and agency irrespective of whether of not we are the objects of male desire."

"A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop."

"His style has the desperate jauntiness of an orchestra fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship."
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