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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
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"He who uses the office he owes to the voters wrongfully and against them is a thief."
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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."
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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."
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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."
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"When you're out of office, you can be a statesman."
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"Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list."
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"Because of an adulterous affair I shall leave office in November."
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"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."
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"I am resigning because my secret leaves the governor's office vulnerable."
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"Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch."
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"Riches are chiefly good because they give us time."
Time
"I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is."
Religion
"Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing."
Gratitude
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
Time
"Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength."
Strength
"Shakespeare is one of the last books one should like to give up, perhaps the one just before the Dying Service in a large Prayer book."
Books
"Nothing puzzles me more than the time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less."
Time
"We gain nothing by being with such as ourselves. We encourage one another in mediocrity. I am always longing to be with men more excellent than myself."
Man
"The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking."
Beauty
"The red-letter days, now become, to all intents and purposes, dead-letter days."
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