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Quotes by British Authors

"There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
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Cary Elwes
"There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
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"When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around."
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Sting
"When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around."
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"Your instinct, rather than precision stabbing, is more about just random bludgeoning."
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Simon Pegg
"Your instinct, rather than precision stabbing, is more about just random bludgeoning."
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"I've heard it argued that long ago pain begat consciousness...Adversity forced awareness on us, and it works, it bites us when we go too near the fire, when we love too hard. Those felt sensations are the beginning of the invention of the self...God said, Let there be pain. And there was poetry. Eventually."
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"I've heard it argued that long ago pain begat consciousness...Adversity forced awareness on us, and it works, it bites us when we go too near the fire, when we love too hard. Those felt sensations are the beginning of the invention of the self...God said, Let there be pain. And there was poetry. Eventually."
"The cybermen are good monsters, I think. My earliest memories are of the cybermen from when I used to watch when I was younger. It's nice to have them back."
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Sarah Sutton
"The cybermen are good monsters, I think. My earliest memories are of the cybermen from when I used to watch when I was younger. It's nice to have them back."
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"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."
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Cynthia Payne
"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."
"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation."
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation."
"Any affectation whatsoever in dress implies, in my mind, a flaw in the understanding."
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Lord Chesterfield
"Any affectation whatsoever in dress implies, in my mind, a flaw in the understanding."
"I'm sick of very white teeth and lots of gymnasium practice. I'm bored, you know, send in the next one. I wanted a real man that I could believe was my brother, my father, you know, my next-door neighbor - a real person."
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Tim Roth
"I'm sick of very white teeth and lots of gymnasium practice. I'm bored, you know, send in the next one. I wanted a real man that I could believe was my brother, my father, you know, my next-door neighbor - a real person."
"On the night of the 1st of September we observed for the first time signs of the natives being in the neighbourhood. Fires were seen on the low land near Cape Frederick Henry, and at daylight we saw the natives with our glasses."
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William Bligh
"On the night of the 1st of September we observed for the first time signs of the natives being in the neighbourhood. Fires were seen on the low land near Cape Frederick Henry, and at daylight we saw the natives with our glasses."
"I came from the country, and when I came to the city, I was ridin' high, you know. I was seeing more lights than I ever dreamed to shine in the world. 'Cos where I came from, there wasn't too many lights. Bugs made a lot of light, but after that there wasn't no lights."
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John Hunter
"I came from the country, and when I came to the city, I was ridin' high, you know. I was seeing more lights than I ever dreamed to shine in the world. 'Cos where I came from, there wasn't too many lights. Bugs made a lot of light, but after that there wasn't no lights."
"No, sometimes we just have to take liberties because the idea was so good. I wish we'd just gone with the idea that Patsy had been a man. It would have been fantastic."
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Jennifer Saunders
"No, sometimes we just have to take liberties because the idea was so good. I wish we'd just gone with the idea that Patsy had been a man. It would have been fantastic."
"An icon painter starts not with Jesus Christ but by finding earth and rubbing. Now what is earth, what are you rubbing in directing?"
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Peter Brook
"An icon painter starts not with Jesus Christ but by finding earth and rubbing. Now what is earth, what are you rubbing in directing?"
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"I have come close to producing films. But generally by the time they hit the screen, there's about 50 people with producer credits, so what's the point. I usually find scripts I like with no money attached and take them to producers that I know and try to raise finance."
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Tim Roth
"I have come close to producing films. But generally by the time they hit the screen, there's about 50 people with producer credits, so what's the point. I usually find scripts I like with no money attached and take them to producers that I know and try to raise finance."
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"Though it be in the power of the weakest arm to take away life, it is not in the strongest to deprive us of death."
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Thomas Browne
"Though it be in the power of the weakest arm to take away life, it is not in the strongest to deprive us of death."
"Living well is the best revenge."
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George Herbert
"Living well is the best revenge."
"First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging!"
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Denis Healey
"First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging!"
"Who has the fame to be an early riser may sleep till noon."
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James Howell
"Who has the fame to be an early riser may sleep till noon."
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"People like Frank Zappa were amazing for us Brits."
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Rick Wakeman
"People like Frank Zappa were amazing for us Brits."
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"I think the shape of our bodies has as much to do with the shape of our parents as it does with training."
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Deborah Bull
"I think the shape of our bodies has as much to do with the shape of our parents as it does with training."
"I would wish for any one of my colleagues to have the experience of working with Martin Scorsese once in their lifetime."
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Daniel Day Lewis
"I would wish for any one of my colleagues to have the experience of working with Martin Scorsese once in their lifetime."
"It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness."
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George Borrow
"It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness."
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"I had been with the label since I was 21. The label wanted shiny pop but I didn't. I found a little independent and we've got all these great reviews in England and now it has gone gold."
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Alison Moyet
"I had been with the label since I was 21. The label wanted shiny pop but I didn't. I found a little independent and we've got all these great reviews in England and now it has gone gold."
"I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth."
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Christopher Hampton
"I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth."
"Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense."
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Arthur Helps
"Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense."
"Everything I do is for the pleasure of Allah."
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Cat Stevens
"Everything I do is for the pleasure of Allah."
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"All the 20th we were endeavouring to get into Adventure Bay but were prevented by variable winds."
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William Bligh
"All the 20th we were endeavouring to get into Adventure Bay but were prevented by variable winds."
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"I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!"
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Helena Bonham Carter
"I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!"
"I have a lot of stuff I want to talk about and offer up. It would be odd not to have ideas about something."
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Ralph Fiennes
"I have a lot of stuff I want to talk about and offer up. It would be odd not to have ideas about something."
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"I have ended as a Reform Rabbi, grateful to Christianity for so many good things."
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Lionel Blue
"I have ended as a Reform Rabbi, grateful to Christianity for so many good things."
"I'm just not very good at glamour... It doesn't come easily to me."
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Elize Du Toit
"I'm just not very good at glamour... It doesn't come easily to me."
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"It's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place in society. You'd be too busy giving birth on the kitchen floor -- biting down on a wooden spoon, so as not to disturb the men's card game -- before going back to hoeing the rutabaga field."
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Caitlin Moran
"It's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place in society. You'd be too busy giving birth on the kitchen floor -- biting down on a wooden spoon, so as not to disturb the men's card game -- before going back to hoeing the rutabaga field."
"It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance."
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Harold S. Geneen
"It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance."
"I'm not patient, and some things drive me crazy. In my work, I get incredibly upset when people don't get it right or don't respect others' needs."
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Colin Firth
"I'm not patient, and some things drive me crazy. In my work, I get incredibly upset when people don't get it right or don't respect others' needs."
"What do you do if you are asked to do a job, first by the Prime Minister, and then by the King? How can you refuse?"
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Lord Mountbatten
"What do you do if you are asked to do a job, first by the Prime Minister, and then by the King? How can you refuse?"
"Were it not better to forget than to remember and regret?"
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Letitia Landon
"Were it not better to forget than to remember and regret?"
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"I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement. "I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still alive by the end of the decade."
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Jasper Fforde
"I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement. "I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still alive by the end of the decade."
"Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance."
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King George V
"Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance."
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"The battered woman-for she wore a skirt-with her right hand exposed, her left clutching at her side, stood singing of love-love which has lasted a million years, she sang, love which prevails, and millions of years ago, her lover, who had been dead these centuries, had walked, she crooned, with her in May; but in the course of ages, long as summer days, and flaming, she remembered, with nothing but red asters, he had gone; death's enormous sickle had swept those tremendous hills, and when at last she laid her hoary and immensely aged head on the earth, now become a mere cinder of ice, she implored the Gods to lay by her side a bunch of purple heather, there on her high burial place which the last rays of the last sun caressed; for then the pageant of the universe would be over."
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Virginia Woolf
"The battered woman-for she wore a skirt-with her right hand exposed, her left clutching at her side, stood singing of love-love which has lasted a million years, she sang, love which prevails, and millions of years ago, her lover, who had been dead these centuries, had walked, she crooned, with her in May; but in the course of ages, long as summer days, and flaming, she remembered, with nothing but red asters, he had gone; death's enormous sickle had swept those tremendous hills, and when at last she laid her hoary and immensely aged head on the earth, now become a mere cinder of ice, she implored the Gods to lay by her side a bunch of purple heather, there on her high burial place which the last rays of the last sun caressed; for then the pageant of the universe would be over."
"Within two weeks of working with her, I realized how good she was for the role because she was absolutely with it and she has got terrific instincts, I think, as an artist, too."
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Albert Finney
"Within two weeks of working with her, I realized how good she was for the role because she was absolutely with it and she has got terrific instincts, I think, as an artist, too."
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"If, like me, you suffer from lack of self-confidence you'll know that the term is made up of two conflicting words, and that confidence isn't easily found in the self."
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Fennel Hudson
"If, like me, you suffer from lack of self-confidence you'll know that the term is made up of two conflicting words, and that confidence isn't easily found in the self."
"You wouldn't believe how the town was named for me. I was met by the whole population, headed by the mayor."
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Lillie Langtry
"You wouldn't believe how the town was named for me. I was met by the whole population, headed by the mayor."
"The ancient paused for a moment, as if his strength were failing. Yet I sensed that there was more to tell. Looking deep into my eyes, he whispered: 'The Gond kingdoms have fallen, their people live dispersed in poverty: the teak trees and the jungles have been cleared... but the importance of the Gonds must not be forgotten!"
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Tahir Shah
"The ancient paused for a moment, as if his strength were failing. Yet I sensed that there was more to tell. Looking deep into my eyes, he whispered: 'The Gond kingdoms have fallen, their people live dispersed in poverty: the teak trees and the jungles have been cleared... but the importance of the Gonds must not be forgotten!"
"The corridor is hardly ever found in small houses, apart from the verandah, which also serves as a corridor."
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Stephen Gardiner
"The corridor is hardly ever found in small houses, apart from the verandah, which also serves as a corridor."
"Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at the stars because we are human?"
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Neil Gaiman
"Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at the stars because we are human?"
"We seem to somewhat be behind an eight ball, and what I mean by that is we're constantly waiting for a call from Neil as to whether he wants to do CSNY."
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Graham Nash
"We seem to somewhat be behind an eight ball, and what I mean by that is we're constantly waiting for a call from Neil as to whether he wants to do CSNY."
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"Your love of glory must conquer your will to survive; or why fight at all? Why not be a smith, a brewer, a wool merchant? Why are you in the contest, if not to win, and if not to win, then to die?"
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Hilary Mantel
"Your love of glory must conquer your will to survive; or why fight at all? Why not be a smith, a brewer, a wool merchant? Why are you in the contest, if not to win, and if not to win, then to die?"
"Marriage has a unique place because it speaks of an absolute faithfulness, a covenant between radically different persons, male and female; and so it echoes the absolute covenant of God with his chosen, a covenant between radically different partners."
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Rowan D. Williams
"Marriage has a unique place because it speaks of an absolute faithfulness, a covenant between radically different persons, male and female; and so it echoes the absolute covenant of God with his chosen, a covenant between radically different partners."
"Orito banishes all thoughts of Jacob de Zoet, and recalls Jacob de Zoet."
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David Mitchell
"Orito banishes all thoughts of Jacob de Zoet, and recalls Jacob de Zoet."
"We strive for error-free medicine in a world that is sometimes all too human."
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Michael Burgess
"We strive for error-free medicine in a world that is sometimes all too human."
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