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"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."
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"No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does."
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"I was playing with the Aquabats, and then I quit to join a band called Suicide Machine in Detroit."
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"The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it."
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"Somebody gave me this drum machine and somebody else asked me to program something for a project. I really liked programming and I was really interested in using the drum machine."
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"The whole publicity machine is a very weird one. It's kind of a necessary part of what we do here, but this helps me keep grounded."
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"Our bodies are machines and have to be functional, and to do that they have to be fed properly."
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"Once Miramax gets involved, if they like your movie, there's a big machine that gets involved."
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"I've always worked on the machines, especially the 125 and 250 which are really difficult to set up."
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"Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine."
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"The fundamental point in fabricating a chain reacting machine is of course to see to it that each fission produces a certain number of neutrons and some of these neutrons will again produce fission."
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"The devil made me do it."
Devil
"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it."
Want
"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
Life
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
Cards
"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
Chance
"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
Machine
"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."
Machine
"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."
Order
"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV."
Opportunity
"Funny is an attitude."
Funny
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