"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."

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"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."

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"Come to think of it, the way I play is like a drum machine- very mechanical."

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Alan Turing, English Mathematician

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"I'm not one of those writers I learned about who get up in the morning, put a piece of paper in their typewriter machine and start writing. That I've never understood."

Wole Soyinka, Nigerian Dramatist

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"The hardest thing is to go to sleep at night, when there are so many urgent things needing to be done. A huge gap exists between what we know is possible with today's machines and what we have so far been able to finish."

Donald Knuth, American Scientist

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"Come to think of it, the way I play is like a drum machine- very mechanical."

"Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine."

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"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency."

"The payoffs in showbiz seemed as random as a slot machine."

"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"I'm not one of those writers I learned about who get up in the morning, put a piece of paper in their typewriter machine and start writing. That I've never understood."

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"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"

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