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"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."

"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."

"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."
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"I believe in unconditional love... I believe in dangerous unselfishness... I believe in daring to achieve... I believe in making mistakes... I believe in helping others... I believe in moving on... I believe in passionate romance... I believe in living the fullness of this human experience... I believe in ME..."

"Embracing your true self radiates a natural beauty that cannot be diluted or ignored. Confident, powerful, untamable, badass you!"

"CHANGE: Don't just talk about it, go out there and do it. Don't just meditate about it, go out there and create it. Don't just pray about it go out there and take action; participate in the answering of your own prayer. If you want change, get out there and live it."

"Once you understand how powerful you are within, you exponentially increase the power and potentiality of everything outside of you."

"Anyone who ever bet against you was wrong. Don't let their opinion blind you from your reality. You were not meant to live their life, LIVE yours!"

"I am grateful to those who have betrayed me. They thought they were just stabbing me in the back, but they were also cutting me free from their poisonous life."

"Tomorrow will never call to ask your opinion, you don't control it. Stop allowing today's possibilities to be robbed by tomorrow's insecurities."
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