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"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."
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"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."
"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."
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"There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad."
"There were poisons so subtle that to know their properties one had to sicken of them. There were maladies so strange that one had to pass through them if one sought to understand their nature."
"I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life."
"And the young Fisherman said to himself: "How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver."
"In fact, now you mention the subject, I have been very bad in my own small way.I don't think you should be so proud of that, though I am sure it must have been very pleasant."
"The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for."
"I threw the pearl of my soul into a cup of wine. I went down the primrose path to the sound of flutes. I lived on honeycomb."
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