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Oscar Wilde

"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."

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"The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex."

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"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

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"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."

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"When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there."

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"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."

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"Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life."
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"Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."
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"Lady Bracknell, I hate to seem inquisitive, but would you kindly inform me who I am?"
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"This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back again."
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"The world has become sad because a puppet was once melancholy. The nihilist, that strange martyr who has no faith, who goes to the stake without enthusiasm, and dies for what he does not believe in, is a purely literary product. He was invented by Turgenev, and completed by Dostoevsky. Robespierre came out of the pages of Rousseau as surely as the People's Palace rose out debris of a novel. Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose."
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"Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it."
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"My Salome is a mystic the sister SalammbA - a Saint ThA©rA se who worships the moon."
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"Something was dead in each of us,and what was dead was hope."
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"A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure."
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"For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die."
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