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"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."
"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."
"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
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"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."
"One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be."
"It is only about things that do not interest one, that one can give a really unbiassed opinion; and this is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always valueless."
"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."
"Yet ruled he not long, so great had been his suffering, and so bitter the fire of his testing, for after the space of three years he died. And he who came after him ruled evilly."
"In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience."
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