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Christian Quotes


"I'm not going to get in to an argument with anyone about the relative merits of Judaism and Christianity, and what it means for a Jewish kid to be a Christian - I'm just not interested in that argument."


"Although there has always been a hermeneutic problem in Christianity, the hermeneutic question today seems to us a new one."


"When I became a Christian my confidence grew."


"I am a makeup junkie... Yves St. Laurent, Christian Dior, and anything else that looks good."


"Universalism as an ideal is as old as nay, is probably much more ancient than the Christian ideal."


"Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it."



"Although when Christianity appeared the total population of the planet was only a fraction of that of the twentieth century, most of the earth's surface was quite outside the Mediterranean world, Persia, India, and China."


"What shall I do then with Jesus, which is called Christ?"


"It is true that the Chinese are not so religious as the Hindus, or even as the Japanese; and they are certainly not so religious as the Christian missionaries desire them to be."


"There has always been a hermeneutic problem in Christianity because Christianity proceeds from a proclamation."


"When may a revival be expected? When the wickedness of the wicked grieves and distresses the Christian."


"As however the ancients say that in case of necessity any Christian lay person can administer the sacrament of Baptism, so Luther says the same thing about absolution in case of necessity, where no priest is present."


"No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian Apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve."


"Superficial similarities exist between Christianity and some ancient pagan religions. But careful study reveals that there are far more dissimilarities."



"Jews do not have to be Christians. Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism, but too utopian, too hopeful, too unrealistic a turn."


"In the Christian world... it is believed that angels were created at the beginning, and that heaven was formed of them; and that the Devil or Satan was an angel of light, who, becoming rebellions, was cast down with his crew, and that this was the origin of hell."


"I don't enjoy. I suffer from enjoying. It's very Christian."


"Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree."


"When you listen to Christian radio stations - and there are thousands of them now in the United States - and when you listen to Christian television networks - and there are thousands of Christian television shows across the country - they are all politically right."


"I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know."


"I think it's very important to maintain the classical Christian distinction between the Creator and creation."


"Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world."


"The Christian Democrats always made you feel like the poor relation."


"It's kind of fun to listen to Christians who say: I'm a New Testament Christian. What other kind of Christian is there?"


"Here's the simplest answer: Within weeks, the disciples proclaimed the resurrection of Jesus Christ, that He had been bodily raised from the dead and appeared to them."


"The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?"


"We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ."


"Nothing does more to activate Christian divisions than talk about Christian unity."
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