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Christian Quotes


"It is particularly moving, and I can say this also as a Protestant Christian, that a German - one of us - has been made Pope."


"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."


"No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian Apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve."


"My chief concern is to try to be an humble, earnest Christian."


"We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon."



"Jews do not have to be Christians. Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism, but too utopian, too hopeful, too unrealistic a turn."


"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass."


"On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child."


"Universalism as an ideal is as old as nay, is probably much more ancient than the Christian ideal."


"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Texas."


"Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it."


"Nothing does more to activate Christian divisions than talk about Christian unity."


"I think this lack of a center has something to do with the loss of certainties that Christianity had to offer."


"When you listen to Christian radio stations - and there are thousands of them now in the United States - and when you listen to Christian television networks - and there are thousands of Christian television shows across the country - they are all politically right."


"To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ."



"Although when Christianity appeared the total population of the planet was only a fraction of that of the twentieth century, most of the earth's surface was quite outside the Mediterranean world, Persia, India, and China."


"Here, you can walk into a bookstore and pick up a Bible or Christian literature and learn. Over there, they are lucky if they have one Bible for a whole village."


"As however the ancients say that in case of necessity any Christian lay person can administer the sacrament of Baptism, so Luther says the same thing about absolution in case of necessity, where no priest is present."


"Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world."


"Of course the case of the Christian Church planted among the nations must differ, in various ways, from that of any sect forming in connection with religious awakening in a territory of professing Christianity."


"The Christian missionary may preach the gospel to the poor naked heathen, but the spiritual heathen who populate Europe have as yet heard nothing of Christianity."



"All the modern christian churches have no more authority to preach, baptize, or administer any other ordinance of the gospel than the idolatrous Hindoos have."


"The world is equally shocked at hearing Christianity criticized and seeing it practiced."


"All civil rights and the right to hold office were to be extended to persons of any Christian denomination."


"I'm not going to get in to an argument with anyone about the relative merits of Judaism and Christianity, and what it means for a Jewish kid to be a Christian - I'm just not interested in that argument."


"Although there has always been a hermeneutic problem in Christianity, the hermeneutic question today seems to us a new one."


"Above all the grace and the gifts that Christ gives to his beloved is that of overcoming self."


"When I became a Christian my confidence grew."


"Here's the simplest answer: Within weeks, the disciples proclaimed the resurrection of Jesus Christ, that He had been bodily raised from the dead and appeared to them."


"I further believe that all must be saved through the merits of Christ."


"How many Catholic schools do you think teach the students to question the authority of the Pope? Do you believe Christian schools teach students to question or challenge the authority of Jesus Christ? Do military schools teach the cadets to challenge the authority."


"It is true that Christianity is not bound up with any particular race or culture. It is neither of the East or of the West, but has a universal mission to the human race as a whole."


"We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ."


"Only let the North exert as much moral influence over the South, as the South has exerted demoralizing influence over the North, and slavery would die amid the flame of Christian remonstrance, and faithful rebuke, and holy indignation."


"Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me."
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