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Christian Quotes


"The Christian ethic played an essential part in my upbringing."


"I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order."


"To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year."


"Although there has always been a hermeneutic problem in Christianity, the hermeneutic question today seems to us a new one."



"Jews do not have to be Christians. Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism, but too utopian, too hopeful, too unrealistic a turn."


"Yet humanitarianism is not a purely Christian movement any more than it is a purely humanist one."


"I think we need one recognized, respected public figure to make a tough, blunt statement on just what Reagan's record is and what he might do to the country, let alone the Republican Party before Christmas."


"Um, what I found though about the Christian Brothers is this: that they were certainly muscular."


"When may a revival be expected? When the wickedness of the wicked grieves and distresses the Christian."


"If every call to Christ and His righteousness is a call to suffering, the converse is equally - every call to suffering is a call to Christ, a promotion, an invitation to come up higher."


"The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?"


"Universalism as an ideal is as old as nay, is probably much more ancient than the Christian ideal."


"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Texas."


"Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it."



"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."


"As a former Catholic, and as someone who even today is not opposed to being called a Christian, I felt I had every right to use the symbols of the Church and resented being told not to."


"For many years, our Messianic Jewish brothers and sisters have paid a great price. Other Jews have rejected them, and the Christian church would require they walk away from their traditions to fit into the Gentile culture. We must face these past wrongs."



"For Europe, the fall of Communism has to be taken into account, and the fact that in the fight against Communism the recovery of Europe's Christian roots was the driving force."


"I think it's very important to maintain the classical Christian distinction between the Creator and creation."


"As however the ancients say that in case of necessity any Christian lay person can administer the sacrament of Baptism, so Luther says the same thing about absolution in case of necessity, where no priest is present."


"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."


"The world is equally shocked at hearing Christianity criticized and seeing it practiced."


"Russians call me German, Germans call me Russian, Jews call me a Christian, Christians a Jew."


"I think all fiction should be fair game for the Christian market, except porn, of course."


"Christianity is part of the common law."


"Christ would not vote for Barack Obama, because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved."


"Of course the case of the Christian Church planted among the nations must differ, in various ways, from that of any sect forming in connection with religious awakening in a territory of professing Christianity."
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