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Artie Lange

"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

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"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

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"I am a Christian and a Democrat, that's all."

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"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
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"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
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"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
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"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
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"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
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"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
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