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Artie Lange

"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

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"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

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"I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know."

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"Being a Christian is more than just an instantaneous conversion - it is a daily process whereby you grow to be more and more like Christ."

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"How natural that the errors of the ancient should be handed down and, mixing with the principles and system which Christ taught, give to us an adulterated Christianity."

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"That is why, according to this newer psychology, Christianity has already fulfilled its biological mission, and it is impossible for the modern man to understand its original significance."

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"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."

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"The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine."

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"Whiskey will always be a part of my life."
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"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
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"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
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"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
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