"There is one advantage to having nothing, it never needs repair."

"There is nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitor."

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

"A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once."

"It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned."

"I'd rather see folks doubt what's true than accept what isn't."

"Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out."

"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."

"A habit is something you can do without thinking - which is why most of us have so many of them."

"A man's conscience, like a warning line on the highway, tells him what he shouldn't do - but it does not keep him from doing it."

"A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be, A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."

"Many folks think they aren't good at earning money, when what they don't know is how to use it."

"Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree."

"Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway."

"Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy."

"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it."

"We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't."

"There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child."

"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The health Commission allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."

"Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots."

"Habit is something you can do without thinking, which is why most of us have so many of them."

"Most smiles are started by another smile."

"We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it."

"The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it."

"Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food."

"Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around."

"The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them."

"Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things."

"We're all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent - criticism."

"Kindness makes a fellow feel good whether it's being done to him or by him."