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"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
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"Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since."
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"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."
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"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
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"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."
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"Christ's crucifix shall be made an excuse for executing criminals."
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"Christmas makes everything twice as sad."
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"Only let the North exert as much moral influence over the South, as the South has exerted demoralizing influence over the North, and slavery would die amid the flame of Christian remonstrance, and faithful rebuke, and holy indignation."
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"Whatever their defects, Christian fundamentalists have lived peacefully among us in America for several hundred years."
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"I think this lack of a center has something to do with the loss of certainties that Christianity had to offer."
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"Christianity is part of the common law."
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"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
Christian
"It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming."
Society
"Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it."
Acceptance
"Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average."
Man
"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."
Food
"I want to resume the life of a shy person."
Life
"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."
Thought
"The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles."
Humor
"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."
Life
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
Reality
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