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"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."
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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
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"It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing."
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"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
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"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
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"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."
Life

"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."
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"It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions."
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"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
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"I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid."
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"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."
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