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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."

"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."

"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."

"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."

"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."

"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."

"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing."

"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."

"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."

"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
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