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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."

"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."

"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."

"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."

"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."

"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."

"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."

"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."

"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
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