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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."
"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
Explore more quotes by Samantha Bee
"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."
"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
"It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing."
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