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"You're gonna be like Aquaman? she asked. "Get the fish to fight for you?"Thanks, Percy said. "I haven't heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime."
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"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
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"The best part about poker is there's no down side."
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"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
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"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
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"I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada."
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"It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions."
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"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."
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"I learn something in the interviews from time to time."
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"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
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"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
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"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
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