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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
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"You're gonna be like Aquaman? she asked. "Get the fish to fight for you?"Thanks, Percy said. "I haven't heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime."
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"I learn something in the interviews from time to time."
Time

"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
Funny

"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."
Life

"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."
Politics

"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
Funny

"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
Money

"It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions."
People

"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
Jokes

"I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors."
Actor

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
People
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