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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
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Personal Development
"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."
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Personal Development
"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
People
"I learn something in the interviews from time to time."
Time
"I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors."
Actor
"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
Funny
"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."
Life
"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
Jokes
"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."
Question
"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
People
"It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions."
People
"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
Money
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