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"The best part about poker is there's no down side."
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"Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game."
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"I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking."
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"The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker."
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"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
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"I could think of worse ways of going than at the poker table."
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"No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky."
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"The best part about poker is there's no down side."
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"So you went back to your friend's next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you that framed picture of the poker hands. And when they called you 'pigeon,' 'fish,' and 'muppet,' you just smiled and batted your eyes and said stupid things like 'Does a straight beat a crooked?' And while everyone else was throwing a party, you just sat there acting like a tourist with your kill stack until you were in the money. Those poor dills, they didn't know what hit 'em, did they?"
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"It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing."
People
"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
Jokes
"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."
Life
"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."
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"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
People
"I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid."
Canada
"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."
Politics
"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
Funny
"I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors."
Actor
"I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada."
Canada
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