"I've been in the bargain basement of the movie business."

"It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?"

"As actors, the thing we have to fight, more than even the business part of making movies, is boredom."

"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."

"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?"

"I would love to have children, yes. Maybe even adopt them. I'm not sure that I should pass on my genes."

"People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it."

"In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work."

"I go to bed with men, not boys."

"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

"I don't look at scripts in terms of commerciality. I just look at the part, the people involved."

"If I'm not afraid when I'm reading a script, that means I know I've done it before. If I read something and think, Wow, I can't play this part, then I want to play it more."

"All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom."

"Chazz Palminteri is just the ultimate screen husband."

"I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times."

"He allowed us to choreograph the sex scenes."

"They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject."

"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already."

"You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom."