"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."

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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

"I felt my mother about the place. I don't think she haunts me, but I wouldn't put it past her."

"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."

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