"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

"BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!"

"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."

"Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?"

"It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves."

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?"

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."

"Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?"