"The important thing to remember is not to forget."

"Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind."

"The English summer is never far away, it's just above the clouds."

"Do short people reach their full potential quicker?"

"Make sure your not followed! Don't go anywhere."

"Going down in history is a dead end pursuit."

"The sun doesn't live in England, it comes here on holiday when we're all at work."

"Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are."

"In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong."

"If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string."

"Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time."

"If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?"

"Never let your uniqueness be compromised."

"Save time, worry about everything all at once!"

"Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards."

"Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours."

"Never say no to now."

"You are only limited by your own imagination."

"I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut."

"Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July."

"If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead."

"I've always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction."

"Never look in the mirror when your stressed it's contagious."

"Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage."

"When you've tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed."

"Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future."

"If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you."

"If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten."

"Always think in circles to get your ideas around."

"If the moment is everthing, then everything is time."

"When everything gets too much, give some away."

"Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people."

"Dreaming's great as long as you wake up now and again."

"Cheapen words and they'll cheapen you."

"When your tears become invisible, disappear."

"If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift."

"When penciling in your future, always use a pen."

"You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you."

"Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward."

"It's free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body."

"I grew up once, I decided never to do it again."

"It's important to look at the big picture of life, as long as it's not through a small screen."

"In the big scheme of things, it's the little things that matter."

"Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up."

"Material wealth can be bad for your health.Because when you're in the soil it'll make your blood boil,that you couldn't keep it all for your self."

"If you wake up tired, you've been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen."

"Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success."

"Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there."

"Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life."

"If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder."