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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
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"He fashioned hell for the inquisitive."

"The safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts."

"Prisons don't rehabilitate, they don't punish, they don't protect, so what the hell do they do?"
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"The greatest competitor was Bob Gibson. He worked so fast out there and he always had the hood up. He always wanted to close his own deal. He never talked to you because he was battling so hard. I sure as hell don't miss batting against him, but I miss him in the game."
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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."

"I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share."

"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic."

"I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath."
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