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Craig Ferguson

"I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!"

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"I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!"

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Amber Hurdle

"I just got my signals crossed. First thing, I have to untangle the connections. Otherwise, I come away empty-handed. Or with someone else's hands. Or even with a missing hand."

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"I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think."

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Amber Hurdle

"Confusion of sign and object is original sin coeval with the word."

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"How was I supposed to know what's real and what's not? It feels like I'm the only one who doesn't know the difference."

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"The Lord Jesus will be revealed mightily, and will make bare his holy Arm, as well in the confusion of Antichrist, as in the conversion of the Jews, before the last judgment, and the end of all things."

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"Probably it can be a deeper level.. even it can be a part from The Life Of One kid... but what I did... was that I am just going to leave people with confusion as always... The Life of One Kid... has found it's own end... just now breathing... soon It's going to stop breathing."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."

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Amber Hurdle

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."

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"The young man was sort of ... well ... peering at this shovel, and Lisey knew not by his face but by the whole awkward this-way-n-that jut of his lanky body that he didn't have any idea what he was seeing. It could have been an artillery shell, a bonsai tree, a radiation detector, or a china pig with a slot in its back for spare silver; it could have been a whang-dang-doodle, a phylactery testifying to the pompetus of love, or a cloche hat made out of coyote skin. It could have been the penis of the poet Pindar. This guy was too far gone to know."

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Amber Hurdle

"I really don't know could I take one more rape to write... it's very complex!"

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"Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste."
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"I told her that I didn't want to take any drugs. That I had come here not to take drugs. 'Listen, ' she said, not unkindly, 'up until now I would say that ninety - nine percent of all the narcotics you have taken in your life you bought from guys you didn't know, in bathrooms or on street corners, something like that. Correct?'I nodded.'Well these guys could have been selling you salt or strychnine. They didn't care. They wanted your money. I don't care about your money, and, unlike your previous suppliers, I went to college to study just the right drugs to give to people like you in order to help you get better. So, bearing all that in mind ... Take the fucking drugs!'I took the drugs."
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