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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"A slight deviation form what we would think of as symmetry gives us a bit more information and the mind seems to enjoy this stimulation because it is always looking for value. Beauty is a slight deviation from expectation."
Aesthetics

"Luck often sides with the able."
Luck

"Information is a difference that makes a difference. Truth is information that doesn't change and self referential noise is a difference that doesn't make a difference."
Knowledge

"Those that control the definitions, steer the culture as they please."
Culture

"The most valuable thing you own is your heart. Guard it well."
Heart

"The enemy of love is not hate it is apathy."
Love

"You cannot identify an enemy without becoming one."
Paradox

"An overly complex explanation began with an unsophisticated assumption."
Reasoning

"There is great beauty in the world but you will not trip over it with every step. When a man dulls himself to beauty, the world begins to die."
Beauty

"Perfect truth (symmetry) is information that doesn't change and pure randomness is a difference that doesn't make a difference."
Information
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