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"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."

"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."

"Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age."
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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."

"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
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