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"Death and I are head to head in a total collision, pure and mutual distaste."
"As long as you don't make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that's condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead."
"Vulgar and common persons, as they carry nothing out of this world, so they leave nothing in it: they receive no eminency in their birth, they acquire none in their life, they have none when they die, they leave none at their death."
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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
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