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"He has gone to the demnition bow-wows."
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"Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death."
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"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
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"Nothing in his life became him like leaving it."
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"Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today."
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"May your sleep be your death, and your wakefulness be your heaven."
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"Oh, I'm not afraid of death! What have I got to live for after all? I suppose you believe it's very wrong to kill a person who has injured you-even if they've taken away everything you had in the world?"
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"Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt."
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"Every parting gives a foretaste of death, every reunion a hint of the resurrection."
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"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."
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"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth
"My goal is just to become a better comedian."
Goal
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Thought
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
Time
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
Diet
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Life
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
Death
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability
"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
Travel
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
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