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"I leaned against the desk, ran my hand over my father's paperwork, and picked up a pen. Turning around, I shoved it into my father's hand. 'What's this?' he asked, raising a brow. 'You'll need it to sign my death certificate, ' I said, pain vibrating my veins against my muscles and bones. 'Are we done now? (Eric)"

"It is difficult to accept death in this society because it is unfamiliar. In spite of the fact that it happens all the time, we never see it."
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"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."


"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."


"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."


"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."


"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."


"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
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