top of page
Quote_1.png
Ron White

"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

Standard 
 Customized
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

Exlpore more Death quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"She cannot possibly be dead, people do not just die."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Do not forever with thy vailed lidsSeek for thy noble father in the dust.Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die,Passing though nature to eternity."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I leaned against the desk, ran my hand over my father's paperwork, and picked up a pen. Turning around, I shoved it into my father's hand. 'What's this?' he asked, raising a brow. 'You'll need it to sign my death certificate, ' I said, pain vibrating my veins against my muscles and bones. 'Are we done now? (Eric)"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It is difficult to accept death in this society because it is unfamiliar. In spite of the fact that it happens all the time, we never see it."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"This world's a city full of straying streets, and death's the market-place where each one meets."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"She'll die.' 'Aye. That's a consequence of being alive."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It is not death, it is dying that alarms me."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it."

Explore more quotes by Ron White

Quote_1.png
Ron White
"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
Quote_1.png
Ron White
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
bottom of page