"He has a head that is for rent unfurnished."

Humor, Mind, Identity, Self

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest!"

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"Humility is not thinking less of myself, but thinking about myself less."

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"You cannot have it both ways."

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"It is with enterprises as with striking fire we do not meet with success except with reiterated efforts and often at the instant when we despaired of success."

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