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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."
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"My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it."
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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"I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good."
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"Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade."
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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
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"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
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"Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children."
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"The wonderful thing about Food for Thought is that it lets you keep your hand in theater and be in front of a live audience without a commitment of six months, or even three months."
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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
Sex

"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
Trust

"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
Children

"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
Animals

"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
Habit

"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
Prosperity

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Drink

"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
Life

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Home

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
People
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