"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"

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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"

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"Along the beach I never collected shells from my father's shore."

"And my dad wanted me to play the trumpet because that's what he liked. His idol was Louis Armstrong. My dad thought my teeth came together in a way that was perfect for playing the trumpet."

"My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker."

"My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand."

"I'm into being a dad, that's where my focus is most of the time. I'm an actor that's my job, but it's not my life. I have a lot of other interests too."

"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."

"I suppose my father was more influential in my starting to play the guitar."

"My father started growing very quiet as Alzheimer's started claiming more of him. The early stages of Alzheimer's are the hardest because that person is aware that they're losing awareness. And I think that that's why my father started growing more and more quiet."

"There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in."

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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

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