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"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible."
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"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"Dad made it to Gold Shield Detective, so he always busted Robin, my oldest brother, and me. Always got caught, whatever we were doing."
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"My father, who had previously been a civil engineer, died in the great influenza epidemic of 1918."
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"I learned a lot in those first years in Miami, while struggling just for survival, by observing my father's fortitude."
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"What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason."
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"The most significant piece of advice my father gave me early on about acting was, don't get caught acting. Really believe in what you're doing and then commit to it. Even if it feels uncomfortable, even if you feel that you're gonna look like an ass. It's all acting, but find the truth in a moment as opposed to just pretending you have and rather than trying to act your way out of it."
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"I would ask my dad what he did, and he'd say, 'I listen to people's problems.' In some way what he did for a living is in my genes."
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"My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth


"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"
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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
Love


"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Money


"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
Man


"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother


"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
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