"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"

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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"

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"My father had a varied ear, from Hank Williams to Ravel."

"My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants."

"I grew up in Manhattan and, since my father was a playwright, all I ever wanted to be was a stage actress."

"Always you find that the more decisive event wins so my father's sort of annual decisiveness which came upon him on the Day of Atonement every year, he suddenly remembered that he was Jewish."

"He never admitted anything, even on his deathbed. He was a deluded liar. If it weren't for my father, I don't think I would be so open. So that's a huge blessing."

"I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that."

"I was surprised by how much I like being a father; surprised at what a decent father I am, because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to dump my selfishness."

"The singing was something I got from my father."

"My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker."

"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible."

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."