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Dan Castellaneta

"The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people."

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"The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people."

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."

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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."

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"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."

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"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards."

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"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries."

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"The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour."
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"After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that."
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"It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor."
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