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Steven Wright

"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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Donna Grant

"When push to the wall. You have to develop strategies to scale over the wall."

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Donna Grant

"Three things will make you more powerful: the power of your non-judgmental love, your ability to forgive the unforgivable, and a heart that cares."

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Donna Grant

"They have influence, but no power." "In my experience, influence is power."

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Donna Grant

"Positive life, positive action."

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Donna Grant

"As a human being, we have unlimited power and unlimited abilities, we just have to look for it."

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Donna Grant

"One of the man's major purposes is to have dominion over the earth, in the same way as God hasdominion over the universe."

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Donna Grant

"You can break through every barrier with persistent effort."

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Donna Grant

"You can conquer any mountain with faith, hope and courage."

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Donna Grant

"But you - women like you are dangerous- ominous " take care, Love " men will first fear you, then later, turn you into a deity..."

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Donna Grant

"It is in our authority and power to stop torment and sickness and deliver people from vanity."

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Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

Power

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Steven Wright
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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Steven Wright
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."

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Steven Wright
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"

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Steven Wright
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

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Steven Wright
"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

Home

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Steven Wright
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."

Want

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Steven Wright
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

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Steven Wright
"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

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