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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
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"The blood of Jesus Christ can cover a multitude of sins, it seems to me."

"Playwriting gets into your blood and you can't stop it. At least not until the producers or the public tell you to."

"Sometimes it's said that psychiatrists are doctors who are frightened by the sight of blood. I might have fallen into that category."

"I don't find slashing and blood flying everywhere to be scary. I just find it repulsive."

"When Philip Glass asked me if I would be interested in doing a new recording of Jesus' Blood he assumed that I would do something similar to the first version and wanted to know what other pieces would be on the same CD."

"Like a cyclone, imperialism spins across the globe; militarism crushes peoples and sucks their blood like a vampire."

"Social democracy... is only the advance guard of the proletariat, a small piece of the total working masses; blood from their blood, and flesh from their flesh."
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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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