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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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"I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
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"Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's."
Being
"Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie."
War
"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
Funny
"Money is sensual."
Money
"I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years."
Years
"We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."
People
"The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent."
Business
"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
Youth
"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."
Mother
"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
Funny
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