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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

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"We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."

"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."

"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."

"Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances."

"I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it."

"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
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