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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"Money is sensual."
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"The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent."
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"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."
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"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
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"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
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"Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances."
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"I loved the idea of touching base with an audience."
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"I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years."
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