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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."
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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"Money is sensual."
Money
"I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it."
Age
"The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent."
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"Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience."
Idea
"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."
Mother
"We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."
People
"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
Youth
"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
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"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
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