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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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Personal Development
"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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Personal Development
"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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Personal Development
"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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Explore more quotes by Elizabeth George
"God puts desires into your heart. His desires will actually become your desires, and your desires will be His."
Spiritual
"Much can be accomplished if you seek a heart of wisdom and walk diligently with God each and every day."
Wisdom
"For this cause, for this privilege, you were born-to shine lights into the world for God."
Purpose
"If a couple isn't following God's guidelines for life or being led by the Holy Spirit, disagreements and misunderstandings skyrocket."
Marriage
"There is no better way to live God's way than to have His Word in your heart and mind."
Spiritual
"Each Christian comes from a different background, upbringing, lineage, and environment. But in Christ we are unified."
Religion
"Barbara wanted to go to tea at Dorchester as much as she wanted to give birth to octuplets."
Humor
"But if you don't understand that story is character and not just idea, you will not be able to breathe life into even the most intriguing flash of inspiration."
Writing
"Let your life choices tell others of your wonderful God as you walk through life worshiping Him."
Devotion
"No matter what you do each day...or in life...doing things God's way is a matter of the heart."
Devotion
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