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"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."
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"When you do anything from a clear judgment that it ought to be done, never shrink from being seen to do it, even though the world should misunderstand it; for if you are not acting rightly, shun the action itself; if you are, why fear those who wrongly censure you?"
"It's OKAY to be scared. Being scared means you're about to do something really, really brave."
"The ability to make yourself do what needs to be done at the appropriate time and in the appropriate manner " irrespective of your feelings " marks the true test of self-discipline."
"Don't grieve when people fail to recognize your ability. Grieve for your lack of ability instead."
"Peak Performance is not a destination but a journey!"
"And perhaps it was also the case that, for all a lifetime's internal struggling, you were finally no more than what others saw you as. That was your nature, whether you liked it or not."
"Gratitude is more of a compliment to yourself than someone else."
"There is no model, no actress, no Miss America contender that can outshine a happy, confident, secure woman."
"Best to introduce yourself to patience now, so that it might find you when you call upon it later."
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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
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