"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."

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"A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for."

Thurgood Marshall, American Judge

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"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"Yeah, I read Judy Blume. My mother didn't like that, but I read it anyhow."

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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

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"One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red."

Method Man, American Musician

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"My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that."

Alan Alda, American Actor

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"I recently saw the movie about Ray Charles, and there's a scene where he falls down and the mother doesn't help him. She says, I don't want anyone to treat you like a cripple. I've fallen down before, and Molly will say, get up and just go."

Teri Garr, American Actress

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"My mother is, my father certainly was. They were kind of the local intelligentsia in the town where I grew up."

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"My father had all kinds of instruments in the house that he would hide from my mother. He bought them through mail order!"

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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

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"A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for."

"My mother taught me to read."

"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

"Yeah, I read Judy Blume. My mother didn't like that, but I read it anyhow."

"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

"One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red."

"My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that."

"I recently saw the movie about Ray Charles, and there's a scene where he falls down and the mother doesn't help him. She says, I don't want anyone to treat you like a cripple. I've fallen down before, and Molly will say, get up and just go."

"My mother is, my father certainly was. They were kind of the local intelligentsia in the town where I grew up."

"My father had all kinds of instruments in the house that he would hide from my mother. He bought them through mail order!"

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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."