"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

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"Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame."

"Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee."

"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."

"Muddle is the extra unknown personality in any committee."

"I think George Allen from Virginia was a distinguished governor, he's a distinguished senator and head of the Senatorial Campaign Committee and won some significant victories. He is a very attractive guy and would make a tremendous president."

"I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant."

"A committee is an animal with four back legs."

"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."

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