"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

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"A committee is an animal with four back legs."

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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."

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