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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"
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"I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant."
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"Jim, I'm not aware of any formal requests from the Senate Judiciary Committee for these kinds of documents."
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"Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee."
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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist."
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"A committee is an animal with four back legs."
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"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."
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"There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Experience
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Television
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Laughter
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."
Company
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
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