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Milton Berle

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

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"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."

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"My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee."

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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."

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"Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee."

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