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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known."
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"I think George Allen from Virginia was a distinguished governor, he's a distinguished senator and head of the Senatorial Campaign Committee and won some significant victories. He is a very attractive guy and would make a tremendous president."
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"A committee is an animal with four back legs."
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"Today, everything has to be made by committee, and has to have special effects, but there's always room for good films."
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"My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee."
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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"
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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."
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"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
Disgrace
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Television
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Experience
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Laughter
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
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