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"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
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"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
"TV does a thing that film can never do. It takes you to a place that no novel written after the late 19th century can. You can just go through people's lives it's like a marriage."
"Some of the most important stories don't lend themselves to television treatment."
"A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station."
"In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows."
"Supermodels are over, and the new picture girl has become the television actress."
"Television probably has become the most evocative, widely observed signpost we have."
"I moved to LA and decided to do films and television, mainly because the theater in New York is totally dead."
"I do still like television very much, but the theatre does really have something special about it."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
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"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."
"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
"Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on."
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