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David Letterman

"We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."

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"We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."

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Amber Hurdle

"Women live lives of continual apology. They are born and raised to take the blame for other people's behavior. If they are treated without respect, they tell themselves that they have failed to earn respect. If their husbands do not fancy them, it is because they are unattractive."

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"I am not very moved by historical apologies."

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"Apologize!That's the least you can do to try to make right something you have wronged."

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"Nothing says you're sorry like a dead bunny."

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"Apology is only egotism wrong side out."

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"I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper."

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"I'm not ashamed of being gay, never have been and never will be. For that I have no apologies."

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"To Move from Woe to Wow with an Unhappy Customer. . . Apologize Thank your customer for raising the issue. Apologize sincerely"never argue. Own the problem, even if it is not your fault. Show genuine concern in your gestures, posture, and tone of voice. Take your customer at their word without questioning their motives or integrity."

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Amber Hurdle

"Saying 'I'm sorry' is saying 'I love you' with a wounded heart in one hand and your smothered pride in the other."

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