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Henny Youngman

"Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering."

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A.E. Samaan

"Suffering is an essential component of life. No person escapes suffering, which is indivisible from life itself. Suffering is what places in in contact with the self; it is what allows us to understand the spiritual nature behind our existence."

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A.E. Samaan

"This man suffered too much. He hated all this, and somehow he couldn't get away. When I had a chance I begged him to try and leave while there was time; I offered to go back with him. And he would say yes, and then he would remain..."

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A.E. Samaan

"The unavoidable has touched the life of every human being on the face of the earth. Some have rebounded, others have given up--but all of us have felt the wings of tragedy brushing against us."

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A.E. Samaan

"I doubt if I have made the best use of all my calamities. Soft, amiable natures they would have refined to saintliness; of strong, evil spirits they would have made demons; as for me, I have only been a woe-struck and selfish woman."

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A.E. Samaan

"Although it pains me to admit it, I am quite familiar with the holes in life. And this familiarity is due to the fact that I spend far more time in these holes than I spend on the paths that brought me to them."

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A.E. Samaan

"...suffering and freedom have their limits...those limits are very near together."

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A.E. Samaan

"As long as there is worldly life, one is going to attain physical body, and as long as there is a body, there will be worldly miseries and troubles."

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A.E. Samaan

"When we suffer in silence, we think that we are alone, different, separate. When we share our stories of suffering, we find that we are the same."

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A.E. Samaan

"Also, I'm angry. I know life is hard, I think everyone knows that in their hearts, but why does it have to be cruel, as well? Why does it have to bite?"

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"A life of hardship and personal suffering is unavoidable. A person must endure many humiliations of the mind and body, and expect persons whom they trusted to someday betray them. People inevitably witness the death of their loved ones. We also witness acts of depravity committed by criminals that lurk in every society and rouge acts of scandal committed by government officials in charge of the public welfare. A person must nonetheless resist personal discouragement, sadness, dejection, and despondency. I must reach an accord with pain, suffering, and anguish, or forevermore be tortured by reality while constantly seeking to escape from the inescapable agony of being."

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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

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"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

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"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

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"Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering."

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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

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"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

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"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

Money

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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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