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"The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don't ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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Personal Development
"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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Personal Development
"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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Personal Development
"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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Personal Development
"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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Personal Development
"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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Personal Development
"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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Personal Development
"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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Personal Development
"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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Personal Development
"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."
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"If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say " except to go soar with the freakin' eagles."
Motivation
"A product in the marketplace is the result of thought in an inner space and action more than the common place."
Creativity
"The opportunity cost of an unlived dream is not only that dream, but also the dreams the dream was meant to inspire."
Aspiration
"Self leadership requires us to lead and motivate ourselves. But it looks a heck of a lot like schizophrenia during a ropes course."
Leadership
"In the long-run, regrets consist less of bad choices and more of choices not made at all. Little do we realize, those were choices too."
Regret
"Beautiful mosaics are made of broken or torn material. The most spectacular personal brands are compilations of the same."
Creativity
"Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning."
Opportunity
"I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage."
Creativity
"The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one."
Innovation
"The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don't ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it."
Humor
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