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"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
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"I filmed underwater for two days in the open ocean with dolphins."

"We all have an edge. We all are floating our psyche on top with a great ocean underneath."

"It is true what Rimbaud said; If you think a book is strong enough, try it at the ocean, in the wind, at the waves. If the book can resist the ocean, then it exists. Otherwise, throw it away."

"I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean."

"Doo never actually made moonshine, but he hauled about an ocean of it."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
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