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"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."

"Yeah, I was a local hero. It was great for me, 'cos I had a full house every night all night seven nights a week for five years that I played. The next five years I just played five days a week, but I still had a full house every night."

"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."

"The cries of the sufferers on the remaining part of the wreck were heard during the night."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."


"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."


"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."


"There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job."
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