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"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
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"In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved."
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"When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools."
People
"You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart."
Heart
"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any."
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"It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic."
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"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately."
People
"Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity."
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"In America nothing dies easier than tradition."
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"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
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