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"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
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"Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives."
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"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."
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