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Bruce McCall

"I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons."

Bruce McCall, Canadian Author
Humor, Cartoons
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Amber Hurdle

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician
Humor, Mental, Friend, Imagination
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"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress
Humor, Jealousy, Doubt, Friendship
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"Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress
Humor, Blood, Survival, Friendship
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Amber Hurdle

"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

John Steinbeck, American Author
Humor, Sin, Idea, Truth
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author
Humor, Laughter, Wisdom, Mortality
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Amber Hurdle

"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher
Humor, Cleverness
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Amber Hurdle

"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer
Humor, First, Fool, Kissing, Wonder
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"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."

Robert Frost, American Poet
Humor, Laughter, Sanity, Life
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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Humor, Death, Sarcasm, Mortality

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